In this talk we will examine a few of the many failures of Artificial Intelligence, just to show you how far we are still from actual smart behavior. Self-driving cars, face recognition or robots provide hilarious examples of tortuous yet over-hyped advances that have fooled us all at some point, but which do not stand close scrutiny. To conclude we will explore a few experimental venues that might actually get us closer to what we understand as "intelligence". We will try hard not to be cruel.